Stars, Destroyed Cars, And Even Some Bruises & Scars!

Pretty good Thanksgiving break, methinks. I'm glad it stopped raining. As much as I like rain, it's really no good in the winter. At all. Learning up on winter driving is easier than I thought it would be, but still a little hard, especially when there are so many big trucks that insist on driving right behind your much smaller vehicle (namely, a 2000 Ford Taurus SE (yes, I'm in love with my car, just like Queen)), and it has basically the same effect as some dork sitting there with his brights on in your face. Yeah...
Anyway, the film to highlight this time is "The Expendables." The only reason I didn't like it as much as I thought I would is a pretty common phenomenon for me; people talked it up too much. I've found that the best way to get someone to say "that movie was AWESOME!" is by not saying as much yourself. Anyway, I was mainly disappointed with the really short amount of time that Willis and the Governator (yes, I'm intimidated by his name, so I'm not going to type it) were on screen. In trailers and such you are led to believe that they are major characters. This is NOT true. That being said, it was a fun little movie with plot optional. Everyone did a good job on the performing front (especially when you take into account what they're famous for (which is action, not acting)), especially Mickey Rourke. Sylvester Stallone did a nice job with this film, but I just want to say a few things about him that have very little to do with the movie. Sly, why do you want to look like Robert Downey Jr.? It looks like he is! I'm serious!!! Also, eat a donut, man. I can see your ribs.
I also watched "The Last Airbender." M. Night Shymalan... YOU'RE KILLIN' ME! The visuals were great, the effects weren't overpowering or distracting, the cinematography was good, and you were a great little actor yourself... but you shouldn't be a director. Why don't you produce movies instead?! Additionally, most of the actors, with the exception of a few, were terrible at emoting with any kind of smooth transition, and said their lines like they were speaking a foreign language and not something that the character would say. And the script made me want to cry. When I say that these things were awful, I really mean that they were painfully mediochre. Either be good or bad; nobody likes that nasty lukewarm stuff. Especially when compared to some his other movies (e.g. "Signs", "The Lady In The Water") it's very sad to see such a blase' piece of film. If you liked this movie, sorry for slamming it. I'm a critic, can't help it.
I'm hoping to see some really good movies in the near future (hopefully "Burlesque"). I'll let you know how they turn out.
Until Next Time,
A Critic

P.S. I just got a profile on IMDb, so that may be exacerbating the whole "critic" thing. But now I can look up any movie/actor/TV series anywhere! :)

cREICHtical fail (Nazis Suck)

So, I thought I would humor my brother today and watch a movie about Nazi Zombies. I assumed that the good guys (I use the word "good" with the loosest of interpretations as they were merciless mercenaries that happened to be the protagonists) would kill the undead horde. Well, we all know what happens when you assume, eh? WORST MOVIE EVER. The good guys lose, in the most excessively gory and unrealistic ways possible, and it ends with not hope for an end to the madness, but rather a confirmation of the superiority of the disgusting corpses from Hitler-land. In other words: LAMENESS!!! I HATE THAT STUPID FLIPPING MOVIE!!!
In other news (that are sure to be less violent and more uplifting), Leap Year is a cute little Irish romance movie. It's technically not that great (to be honest about what my inner-critic says). However, it is a lot of fun, and it's IRISH for peat's sake! What more could you ask for? How about that adorable actress Amy Adams? Oh, right, she's IN it! I'm just sayin'....
Monty Python's Flying Circus continues to make my day. However, Terry Gilliam could stop with the whole "I'm gonna draw nekkid people all over the place" thing. That'd be nice. John Cleese and Eric Idle are my heroes. As well as Michael Palin (no realtion to the former governor I'm told) and Terry Jones and Graham Chapman. I truly enjoy the sophisticated but silly humor.
Ta-Ta For Now!
Caty

P.S. I fink we shud pu' uh tax on awl peopol stan'in' in wa'a! AUGH!!!

Ah, The Cheese Is So Good (Especially With Pasta)

Hello, All!
Let me tell you, there are some cheesy things in thsi world. Probably the best of the cheese I've been exposed to recently was a movie by the name of "Return To Me." David Duchovny and Minnie Driver. Now, for those of you who know these two as "Mulder?" and "La Carlotta!", you may be thinking that they don't really sound like the best match. YOU ARE SO WRONG!!! The acting was phenomenal, on Duchovny's part, and Minnie did an excellent job as well. Granted the old men who bicker about whether or not Ireland is better than Italy are definitely the best part. Oh romantic comedy, how you make my days better! :) I would also like to mentin the film "The Men Who Stare At Goats." Brilliant movie, I actually like George Clooney again. It's a lot of fun, if you're able to not take things seriously.
On a slightly different note, SNOW IS EVIL!!! (Just in case you didn't get that opinion from my last post). A movie that was okay, but not fantastic, was "Iron Man 2," which was not all about the nasty, I promise. Definitely the best part: Samuel L. Jackson yelling "Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the donut!"
I'll just leave ya with that bit of happiness,
Caty

P.S. Joe, after seeing that, I don't know if another man can ever satisy her...

Snow, Snow, Go Away

I HATE snow. This makes me opposite of most Alaskans. Most Alaskans hate rain (because it's dreary/turns to ice), and love snow. I LOVE rain (because it makes me feel artsy-fartsy and all that good stuff) and hate snow because it makes everything so... bright. And let's not forget cold! There's nothing more upsetting than having snow fall down your boot and soak your socks. It's awful, trust me. Movies I have watched recently that you might consider would be Boondock Saints (but only if you like vigilantes who kill bad guys, and can deal with bad guy realism), and The Legen of 1900. Granted, I watched the second movie a while ago, but I neglected to comment on its genius. The acting, story, cinematography...beautiful. And the music is BRILLIANT!!! There's not only the dominant ragtime that flows through the film, but there's also quite a bit of JAZZ! It's a truly terrific movie, in every aspect. I love it. Maybe a little artsy sometimes, but it's something that everyone over the age of 12 can enjoy (the main character may or may not use some colorful diction at times). I highly recomend it.
With Regards To Broadway,
Caty

P.S. This is an EX-Parrot!!!